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In Vitro Fertility Goddess
Prenatal Depression: n. low spirits or vitality, occurring or existing before birth and pregnancy
Symptoms: Vigorous bursts of crying when hear anything about other people's pregnancies, homicidal thoughts towards smirking pregnant women/fertility goddess mothers of cute babies, aversion to sex, repetitive temperature and mucous checking.
Precautions: Do not approach sufferer when carrying baby or small child as they can be unpredictable and prone to behaviour which may cause alarm.
Treatment: Unknown